All things lobsterfist.
December 22, 2011
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@Gothamist: “Have Lobsters Jumped the Shark? NYC’s Five Millionth Lobster Roll Place Opens”
Lobsterfist press statement: Jumped the shark? More like got humped by the shark. The swift proliferation of lobster roll joints is a symptom of the larger brain-dead late-stage capitalist consumer bubble culture that fetishizes food items. And lest you lob charges of hypocrisy at us, we maintain that Lobsterfist is not just about lobster-as-delectable but lobster-as-ethos, a prism through which we salute our New England roots, and a platform for our related vulgarities. That said, we would love a fried clam roll right about now. Oh man, those are wicked good. Gronk you very much.
